When it rains, do cotton fields shrink?
It just wouldn't be a picnic without the ants.
One difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets
Questionable Definitions - Opportunist n., person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time." So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance
Anatomy is something everyone has, it just looks better on a woman
Gravity always gets me down
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